A malicious piece of ringlock wire mesh launched a savage attack on the unsuspecting Dobermann, as he wandered innocently through some shrubbery on his way to eat horse manure. Leaping from its hiding place amidst a callistemon bush, it ensnared Seamus expertly by two back toes and threw him mercilessly into a nearby wombat hole.
Screaming with all his might, Seamus lay trapped in a twisted heap. His mother, appropriately clad in her underwear and socks, came racing from the bathroom and out across the frosty grass to his rescue. Swiftly availing herself of a trusty pair of wire-cutters, she freed the hapless victim, and returned him to the safety of the fireside, where he huddled in her arms, shaking.
A thorough examination has indicated Seamus will make a full recovery from his ordeal, and will still be able to eat his breakfast.
And his brother’s breakfast.
His mother is now cleaning the living-room (fully dressed).
Dog owners take note: beware of fiendish anti-dog weaponry lurking in your garden!
Take all possible precautions to protect your dog from cruel attacks!